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baseballIf you've already read horrorinc then you probably heard about South Park from this week. Well, he's not exaggerating at all. Hands down, that was the most offensive episode of South Park ever created. Now, this is not to say that I was offended. I know what South Park is all about so I get the humor but for sensitive soccer mom America, I'm surprised that the tsunami of hate mail and death threats haven't begun yet. Seriously, this was the type of episode that Oprah moments are made of. Sadly, it wasn't even the funniest episode they've ever made....just the most brutal.
Before that, I fulfilled my promise to myself to find things to do every day by taking advantage of Kohl's big sale. Seeing as though I am in full blown S.W.U. mode (S.trategic W.ardrobe U.pgrade), I scored like Kobe at the 4th quarter buzzer after a night of hot sex in a Colorado hotel with a white woman (zing). I added another pair of pants and 6 new button down shirts for just over $100. So yes, I am getting ready to play some golf this spring.
In fact, aside from baseball season getting underway, I am more stoked about golfing this year than in probably the past 3 years. I came to golfing after a messy break-up and found it to be a perfect relaxant and distraction so spring was the perfect time for my recent fallout to occur. I guess timing is everything. Whatever the motive, I can't wait to start golfing again.
And skateboarding. It's time to stop singing and start swinging. I know that my days of being remotely good are over so now, I'm just looking for another outlet. I'm going to try and take skating as a means of just going fast and enjoy riding up embankments. If I can throw down a few flip tricks here and there, score for me. If not, so be it.
In addition to all of this, I have a vacation coming up in a few short weeks, just in time for Opening Day. So yeah, if anyone can go to a White Sox home opener on Monday, April 2 at 1 a.m., I will have an extra ticket to sell or possibly even give out to some lucky lady.
Before that, I fulfilled my promise to myself to find things to do every day by taking advantage of Kohl's big sale. Seeing as though I am in full blown S.W.U. mode (S.trategic W.ardrobe U.pgrade), I scored like Kobe at the 4th quarter buzzer after a night of hot sex in a Colorado hotel with a white woman (zing). I added another pair of pants and 6 new button down shirts for just over $100. So yes, I am getting ready to play some golf this spring.
In fact, aside from baseball season getting underway, I am more stoked about golfing this year than in probably the past 3 years. I came to golfing after a messy break-up and found it to be a perfect relaxant and distraction so spring was the perfect time for my recent fallout to occur. I guess timing is everything. Whatever the motive, I can't wait to start golfing again.
And skateboarding. It's time to stop singing and start swinging. I know that my days of being remotely good are over so now, I'm just looking for another outlet. I'm going to try and take skating as a means of just going fast and enjoy riding up embankments. If I can throw down a few flip tricks here and there, score for me. If not, so be it.
In addition to all of this, I have a vacation coming up in a few short weeks, just in time for Opening Day. So yeah, if anyone can go to a White Sox home opener on Monday, April 2 at 1 a.m., I will have an extra ticket to sell or possibly even give out to some lucky lady.
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